Thursday, July 23, 2009

Martial Law Exercise

Dear American serfs,

On July 27th through July 31st expect a martial law exercise across several states using US, Canadian, Australian, UK and corporate militaries. The National Level Exercise 2009 is in preparation for terrorists, and do not forget that you (yes you civilians) will be the test dummies. This, of course, makes complete sense, since it is in actual fact an exercise in preparation of you -- for when the day comes that you wake up and see yourselves slaves of a Big Brother state and you suddenly try to rise up against the Beast.

But don't worry; this coming couple of days is not the real thing. It is indeed just an exercise, and you will become exposed to more and more of these drills to desensitize you for the real thing.

The YouTube-video below is just to (--wet--) whet your apatite.

2 comments:

morbidneko said...

i always thought it was "whet your appetite".

silly me. :)

Prophet Kangnamgu said...

Just to show that the Paranoid Prophet also makes mistakes. You are correct dear Neko. I must have been confused with "wet your whistle".