The fishy state of North America

The US economy is in a crisis. In the meantime the governments of the USA, Canada and Mexico have been involved in trilateral agreements. The latter had been happening quite hush-hush. Most citizens are unaware of their governments' threesome-flirtations. For now the idea of a North American Union is still downplayed, and maybe even a farce, but a new North American currency, the Amero, is quite plausible. Imagine a total collapse of the US economy? Imagine the US Dollar suddenly losing all value… In such a case, only the combined forces of Canada, Mexico and the USA could save the North American economy from total disaster. (After all, both Canada and Mexico are siamesed to the USA, that if their big brother should collapse, they are sure to collapse with it.)

Such grandiose economic merging might be a Utopian ideal, and will surely save the US from utter depression, but at what cost? Something about the whole thing smells of aquatic vertebrates.

Surely it is all just silly conspiracy theories, isn't it?